Not Here to Make Friends

Reasons why I may not like you:

  • You cross the street against the green left turn signal.
  • At Asian restaurants, you will only order the pad thai, every single time.
  • You’re a child who earnestly belts out showtunes. Every time I see a young child actor sincerely warble “bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun…..” I want to glimpse the future where 20 years of working in a cubicle has totally broken their spirit.