My Fears for the Crack in the Basement Floor

Things That I am Afraid May Crawl Out of the Crack in Our Basement Floor at Any Given Moment

  • centipedes
  • poo water
  • the clown from IT
  • inmates who just dug a tunnel out of prison
  • ninja turtles who will expect pizza

Things That I am Afraid May Go Into the Crack in Our Basement

  • the cats
  • all of our money