I turn 36 today. Here’s some of the things I did during my 35th year:

• got married!
• bought a house!
• visited three new states: South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana
• got into yoga
• started forcing myself to eat kale, like, all the time, mostly because:
• got addicted to Oreos
• got hit by a car while crossing the street
• coordinated an office build-out and move
• started performing again (storytelling)
• left a job at a famous tech company to try out the small business world
• saw both Katy Perry and Britney Spears in concert
• rode a mechanical bull in Las Vegas
• Margaret Cho started following me on Twitter for some reason
• saw three Broadway plays in one weekend
• got my ninth tattoo
• I decided that my favorite Christmas movie is Batman Returns
• lost the Halloween costume contest at a dog park
• finished a novel-length manuscript
• took singing classes at Old Town School of Folk Music
• started a karaoke club
• found way more gray hair than ever before
• used the phrase “YOLO” ironically so often that it stopped being ironic
• cried over the Star Wars trailer
• experimented with growing my eyebrows in thicker. Turned out less Cara Delavingne and more Peter Falk.