• performed a karaoke rendition of “Eternal Flame” in front of a church that was literally on fire
• sang a karaoke rendition of “Cool Rider” from Grease 2 on an actual motorcycle
• karaoked a rendition of “Wrecking Ball” while swinging from a ladder
• duetted on “A Whole New World” but accidentally kept switching between the Aladdin/Jasmine version and Peabo Bryson/Regina Belle’s riffs and stylings
• danced with pom poms to *NSync’s “Bye Bye Bye”
• shook my pom poms to the Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life”
• ponied and pranced with poms to Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”
• felt grateful that I am friends with people who are more than happy to join me in singing and dancing, to the extent that we:
  • created a Karaoke Club that, one year after its inception, is going stronger than ever
  • throw karaoke parties in garages
  • spend Sunday mornings dancing and sweating to the music of esteemed artists including Katy Perry, Spice Girls, Ariana Grande, and *NSync

Singing and dancing truly make my happy. It’s my free therapy. Now, time for me to sign off and feed my fake iPhone cats. #blessed